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To Henry and Alice

CONTENTS

ALSO Past JOHN Greenish

TITLE PAGE

COPYRIGHT

DEDICATION

EPIGRAPH

One

2

THREE

FOUR

5

Vi

Seven

EIGHT

NINE

TEN

ELEVEN

TWELVE

Xiii

FOURTEEN

FIFTEEN

16

SEVENTEEN

18

Xix

TWENTY

TWENTY-ONE

TWENTY-2

20-Three

Twenty-FOUR

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Man tin can practise what he wills,

but he cannot will what he wills.

--ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER

1

AT THE Time I Offset REALIZED I might be fictional, my weekdays were spent at a publicly funded institution on the north side of Indianapolis called White River High Schoolhouse, where I was required to consume lunch at a particular time--between 12:37 P.M. and 1:14 P.1000.--by forces so much larger than myself that I couldn't even begin to identify them. If those forces had given me a different lunch period, or if the tablemates who helped author my fate had chosen a unlike topic of chat that September day, I would've met a different end--or at least a different middle. But I was beginning to learn that your life is a story told about you lot, not one that y'all tell.

Of course, you pretend to exist the author. You accept to. You call up, I now choose to go to lunch, when that monotone beep rings from on high at 12:37. But really, the bell decides. Yous recollect you're the painter, just y'all're the canvas.

Hundreds of voices were shouting over one some other in the cafeteria, so that the conversation became mere sound, the rushing of a river over rocks. And every bit I sat beneath fluorescent cylinders spewing aggressively bogus light, I thought about how we all believed ourselves to exist the hero of some personal ballsy, when in fact we were basically identical organisms colonizing a vast and windowless room that smelled of Lysol and lard.

I was eating a peanut butter and honey sandwich and drinking a Dr Pepper. To be honest, I find the whole process of masticating plants and animals and then shoving them downwardly my esophagus kind of disgusting, so I was trying not to think near the fact that I was eating, which is a course of thinking about information technology.

Across the table from me, Mychal Turner was scribbling in a yellow-paper notebook. Our tiffin tabular array was like a long-running play on Broadway: The bandage changed over the years, just the roles never did. Mychal was The Artsy One. He was talking with Daisy Ramirez, who'd played the role of my Best and Most Fearless Friend since elementary schoolhouse, but I couldn't follow their conversation over the noise of all the others.

What was my part in this play? The Sidekick. I was Daisy'due south Friend, or Ms. Holmes'southward Girl. I was somebody'due south something.

I felt my stomach begin to work on the sandwich, and fifty-fifty over everybody'south talking, I could hear it digesting, all the leaner chewing the slime of peanut butter--the students inside of me eating at my internal cafeteria. A shiver convulsed through me.

"Didn't you go to military camp with him?" Daisy asked me.

"With who?"

"Davis Pickett," she said.

"Yeah," I said. "Why?"

"Aren't you listening?" Daisy asked. I am listening, I thought, to the cacophony of my digestive tract. Of course I'd long known that I was playing host to a massive collection of parasitic organisms, but I didn't much like existence reminded of it. By cell count, humans are approximately 50 percent microbial, pregnant that almost one-half of the cells that brand yous up are not yours at all. There are something like a thousand times more microbes living in my particular biome than there are human beings on world, and it often seems like I can feel them living and breeding and dying in and on me. I wiped my sweaty palms on my jeans and tried to control my animate. Admittedly, I have some anxiety problems, merely I would argue it isn't irrational to be concerned nearly the fact that y'all are a skin-encased bacterial colony.

Mychal said, "His dad was about to exist arrested for bribery or something, but the dark before the raid he disappeared. At that place'south a hundred-thousand-dollar reward out for him."

"And y'all know his kid," Daisy said.

"Knew him," I answered.

I watched Daisy attack her school-provided rectangular pizza and dark-green beans with a fork. She kept glancing up at me, her eyes widening as if to say, Well? I could tell she wanted me to inquire her virtually something, but I couldn't tell what, because my breadbasket wouldn't shut up, which was forcing me deep within a worry that I'd somehow contracted a parasitic infection.

I could half hear Mychal telling Daisy about his new art project, in which he was using Photoshop to average the faces of a hundred people named Mychal, and the average of their faces would be this new, one-hundred-and-showtime Mychal, which was an interesting idea, and I wanted to listen, but the cafeteria was and so loud, and I couldn't stop wondering whether there was something wrong with the microbial balance of power inside me.

Excessive abdominal noise is an uncommon, but not unprecedented, presenting symptom of infection with the leaner Clostridium difficile, which tin exist fatal. I pulled out my phone and searched "human being microbiome" to reread Wikipedia'southward introduction to the trillions of microorganisms currently inside me. I clicked over to the commodity nigh C. unequal, scrolling to the part about how nigh C. unequal infections occur in hospitals. I scrolled down further to a listing of symptoms, none of which I had, except for the excessive abdominal noises, although I knew from previous searches that the Cleveland Clinic had reported the case of one person who'd died of C. diff after presenting at the hospital with only abdominal hurting and fever. I reminded myself that I didn't have a fever, and my self replied: Y'all don't have a fever Even so.

At the deli, where a shrinking slice of my consciousness still resided, Daisy was telling Mychal that his averaging projection shouldn't exist about people named Mychal only nearly imprisoned men who'd afterward been exonerated. "It'll be easier, anyway," she said, "because they all have mug shots taken from the same angle, and then it's not just about names only about race and grade and mass incarceration," and Mychal was like, "You lot're a genius, Daisy," and she said, "You sound surprised," and meanwhile I was thinking that if

one-half the cells inside of y'all are not you lot, doesn't that challenge the whole notion of me every bit a singular pronoun, let lone as the author of my fate? And I fell pretty far down that recursive wormhole until it transported me completely out of the White River High Schoolhouse cafeteria into some non-sensorial identify merely properly crazy people go to visit.

E'er since I was petty, I've pressed my right thumbnail into the finger pad of my middle finger, so now there's this weird callus over my fingerprint. Later on so many years of doing this, I can open up upwards a crack in the pare really easily, then I cover it upward with a Band-Aid to effort to foreclose infection. Merely sometimes I get worried that there already is an infection, and so I demand to drain information technology, and the simply fashion to do that is to reopen the wound and press out any blood that will come. One time I beginning thinking about splitting the peel autonomously, I literally cannot not exercise it. I apologize for the double negative, but it's a real double negative of a situation, a bind from which negating the negation is truly the but escape. So anyhow, I started to want to feel my thumbnail biting into the skin of my finger pad, and I knew that resistance was more than or less futile, then beneath the deli tabular array, I slipped the Band-Aid off my finger and dug my thumbnail into the callused skin until I felt the crack open up.

"Holmesy," Daisy said. I looked up at her. "Nosotros're almost through lunch and you haven't fifty-fifty mentioned my hair." She shook out her hair, with and so-red-they-were-pink highlights. Correct. She'd dyed her hair.

I swum up out of the depths and said, "It's assuming."

"I know, right? It says, 'Ladies and gentlemen and also people who practice not place as ladies or gentlemen, Daisy Ramirez won't break her promises, just she volition break your heart." Daisy's cocky-proclaimed life motto was "Intermission Hearts, Not Promises." She kept threatening to become it tattooed on her ankle when she turned eighteen. Daisy turned back to Mychal, and I to my thoughts. The stomach grumbling had grown, if anything, louder. I felt like I might vomit. For someone who actively dislikes bodily fluids, I throw upwards quite a lot.

"Holmesy, y'all okay?" Daisy asked. I nodded. Sometimes I wondered why she liked me, or at to the lowest degree tolerated me. Why any of them did. Even I found myself annoying.

I could feel sweat sprouting from my forehead, and once I begin to sweat, information technology's impossible to stop. I'll keep sweating for hours, and not just my confront or my armpits. My neck sweats. My boobs sweat. My calves sweat. Maybe I did have a fever.

Beneath the table, I slid the old Ring-Aid into my pocket and, without looking, pulled out a new one, unwrapped it, and then glanced down to employ information technology to my finger. All the while, I was animate in through my nose and out through my mouth, in the manner advised by Dr. Karen Singh, exhaling at a pace "that would make a candle flicker but not go out. Imagine that candle, Aza, flickering from your jiff just still at that place, always at that place." And then I tried that, simply the thought spiral kept tightening anyway. I could hear Dr. Singh proverb I shouldn't go out my phone, that I mustn't expect up the same questions over and over, but I got information technology out anyhow, and reread the "Human Microbiota" Wikipedia article.

The thing about a spiral is, if you follow it inward, it never actually ends. It just keeps tightening, infinitely.

--

I sealed the Ziploc handbag effectually the last quarter of my sandwich, got up, and tossed it into an overfilled trash can. I heard a phonation from behind me. "How concerned should I be that you oasis't said more than than two words in a row all day?"

"Thought spiral," I mumbled in answer. Daisy had known me since we were six, long enough to get it.

"I figured. Sorry, man. Let's hang out today."

This girl Molly walked upwardly to us, grin, and said, "Uh, Daisy, simply FYI, your Kool-Assist dye chore is staining your shirt."

Daisy looked down at her shoulders, and indeed, her striped top had turned pinkish in spots. She flinched for a second, and then straightened her spine. "Yeah, information technology's role of the await, Molly. Stained shirts are huge in Paris correct now." She turned away from Molly and said, "Right, so we'll go to your business firm and watch Star Wars: Rebels." Daisy was really into Star Wars--and not just the movies, but also the books and the animated shows and the kids' show where they're all made out of Lego. Similar, she wrote fan fiction about Chewbacca's honey life. "And we will ameliorate your mood until yous are able to say three or even four words in a row; sound good?"

"Sounds proficient."

"And then you tin have me to work. Sorry, only I need a ride."

"Okay." I wanted to say more, but the thoughts kept coming, unbidden and unwanted. If I'd been the author, I would've stopped thinking almost my microbiome. I would've told Daisy how much I liked her thought for Mychal'southward art project, and I would've told her that I did call back Davis Pickett, that I remembered being eleven and carrying a vague but constant fright. I would've told her that I remembered once at military camp lying side by side to Davis on the edge of a dock, our legs dangling over, our backs against the rough-hewn planks of wood, staring together up at a cloudless summer heaven. I would've told her that Davis and I never talked much, or even looked at each other, simply information technology didn't thing, because we were looking at the same heaven together, which is maybe more intimate than centre contact anyhow. Everyone tin look at you. Information technology's quite rare to find someone who sees the same world yous encounter.

2

THE Fright HAD Generally SWEATED OUT OF ME, just as I walked from the cafeteria to history grade, I couldn't end myself from taking out my phone and rereading the horror story that is the "Human being Microbiota" Wikipedia commodity. I was reading and walking when I heard my female parent shout at me through her open up classroom door. She was seated behind her metal desk, leaning over a volume. Mom was a math teacher, but reading was her great love.

"No phones in the hallway, Aza!" I put my phone away and went into her classroom. In that location were iv minutes remaining in my lunch period, which was the perfect length for a Mom conversation. She looked up and must've seen something in my optics. "You okay?"

"Yeah," I said.

"You're not anxious?" she asked. At some point, Dr. Singh had told Mom not to inquire if I was feeling anxious, so she'd stopped phrasing information technology as a direct question.

"I'chiliad fine."

"You've been taking your meds," she said. Again, not a direct question.

"Yeah," I said, which was broadly true. I'd had a scrap of a crack-upwardly my freshman year, after which I was prescribed a circular white pill to be taken once daily. I took it, on average, maybe thrice weekly.

"You await . . ." Sweaty, is what I knew she meant.

"Who decides when the bells ring?" I asked. "Similar, the schoolhouse bells?"

"Y'all know what, I have no idea. I suppose that's decided by someone on the superintendent'due south staff."

"Similar, why are luncheon periods 30-seven minutes long instead of fifty? Or 20-two? Or whatever?"

"Your brain seems similar a very intense place," Mom answered.

"It'south just weird, how this is decided past someone I don't know and then I have to live by it. Like, I alive on someone else's schedule. And I've never even met them."

"Aye, well, in that respect and many others, American loftier schools do rather resemble prisons."

My eyes widened. "Oh my God, Mom, yous're so right. The metallic detectors. The cinder-block walls."

"They're both overcrowded and underfunded," Mom said. "And both accept bells that ring to tell you when to motion."

"And you don't become to cull when yous consume luncheon," I said. "And prisons take power-thirsty, decadent guards, just similar schools have teachers."

She shot me a look, only so started laughing. "You headed straight dwelling house after schoolhouse?"

"Yep, and so I gotta take Daisy to work."

Mom nodded. "Sometimes I miss you being a lilliputian child, but so I call up Chuck East. Cheese."

"She's just trying to relieve money for college."

My mom glanced back downward at her book. "You know, if nosotros lived in Europe, higher wouldn't cost much." I braced myself for Mom'due south cost-of-higher rant. "There are free universities in Brazil. About of Europe. China. But here they want to accuse you lot xx-v g dollars a year, for in-country tuition. I but finished paying off my loans a few years ago, and soon nosotros'll

take to take out ones for you."

"I'm only a junior. I've got plenty of time to win the lottery. And if that doesn't work out, I'll just pay for school by selling meth."

She smiled wanly. Mom really worried about paying for me to go to school. "You sure you're okay?" she asked.

I nodded as the bell sounded from on high, sending me to history.

--

By the time I fabricated information technology to my machine afterward school, Daisy was already in the passenger seat. She'd changed out of the stained shirt she'd been wearing into her red Chuck E. Cheese polo, and was sitting with her haversack in her lap, drinking a container of school milk. Daisy was the simply person I'd trusted with a key to Harold. Mom didn't even have her ain Harold central, but Daisy did.

"Please do non drink not-clear liquids in Harold," I told her.

"Milk is a articulate liquid," she said.

"Lies," I answered, and before we set off, I drove Harold over to the forepart archway and waited while Daisy threw away her milk.

--

Perchance you've been in love. I mean real dearest, the kind my grandmother used to depict past quoting the apostle Paul'due south Commencement Alphabetic character to the Corinthians, the love that is kind and patient, that does non envy or boast, that beareth all things and believeth all things and endureth all things. I don't like to throw the L-word around; it's besides practiced and rare a feeling to devalue with overuse. You can live a good life without always knowing real love, of the Corinthians variety, simply I was fortunate to have found it with Harold.

He was a sixteen-twelvemonth-old Toyota Corolla with a paint colour called Mystic Teal Mica and an engine that clanked in a steady rhythm similar the chirapsia of his immaculate metallic heart. Harold had been my dad's motorcar--in fact, Dad had named him Harold. Mom never sold him, so he stayed in the garage for eight years, until my sixteenth birthday.

Getting Harold's engine running afterwards and so long took all of the iv hundred dollars I'd saved over the course of my life--allowances, change ferreted away when Mom sent me down the street to buy something at the Circle K, summertime work at Subway, Christmas gifts from my grandparents--so, in a mode, Harold was the culmination of my whole beingness, at least financially speaking. And I loved him. I dreamed about him quite a lot. He had an exceptionally spacious trunk, a custom-installed, huge white steering wheel, and a backseat bench clad in pebble-beige leather. He accelerated with the gentle serenity of the Buddhist Zen principal who knows nothing really needs to be washed quickly, and his brakes whined similar metal machine music, and I loved him.

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